Notice to All Employees

by LukeAmerica2020
This humorous message was just sent to me by a friend and I thought you might enjoy it.

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a “fair shake.”

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn’t apply to us.

4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it’s workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all.”

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it’s “good to spread the wealth.” Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic.”

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don’t feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free health care, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he’ll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can’t pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our Democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn’t all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.

 

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Evidence of Obama’s Socialist Connections

by LukeAmerica2020
While America trembles precariously close to the economic fringes of outright socialism, we have precious few hours to resolutely return to the valiant ideals of our founding fathers. Aside from political party planks and moral belief systems, our choices are between a man of character whose history is an open book of sacrifice and service AND one who is replete with ongoing discoveries of connections to nefarious associates coupled stunningly with his blatant refusal to reveal any documentation regarding his past.

As you read these words, I earnestly declare to you that I will not be taken quietly into that unfathomable morass of socialistic revolution by Barack Hussein Obama and his cunning puppetmasters. No; I will not go quietly. I will not disgrace the precious history of our venerable forefathers; I will not dishonor the blood that was proudly shed by so many Americans who came before me.

An Historic Election

by LukeAmerica2020
The 2008 quadrennial cataclysm has been a tough-fought battle. Whatever the results turn out to be, it is an historic election.

The 2008 election is the first time in U.S. history that two sitting senators have run against each other for President.

It is the first time an African-American is a presidential nominee for a major party.

It is the first time both major candidates were born outside the continental United States — Hawaii for Obama and the Panama Canal Zone for McCain.

Since the Republican nominee for Vice-President is a woman, Governor Sarah Palin, the eventual winning ticket will be historic. Neither an African-American nor a female has achieved either office.

The Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, would be the oldest first-term president.

The Democratic nominee for vice-president, Senator Joseph Biden, would be the first Roman Catholic Vice-President.

And, this is the first time since the 1928 election in which neither an incumbent President nor an incumbent Vice-President ran for their party’s nomination in the presidential election.

Let’s make some history … Vote on Tuesday, November 4 !!!

 

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Vote! Vote! Vote!

by LukeAmerica2020
I read the following post on the FoxNews GretaWire by a poster identified as Proud to be an American … very appropriate … it’s sage advice. We can win this.

Every Republican needs to take 5 other republicans to the polls on Tuesday.

Call and help your neighbors get to the polls.

Call and help the elderly.

Call and make sure your kids vote.

Call your family and friends and get them to the polls also.

Talk to democrats and explain to them how dangerous Obama is.

Show them the video’s about how radical Obama and his friends are.

If the democrats understand the dangers of Obama, then offer to take them to the polls to vote for McCain.

Anyone with a brain will understand the dangers of Obama.

But we must get out and vote.

Save our country from Socialism.

 

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Editor’s Note: Psssst … if you’re an ACORN registered voter, remember you can only vote once … legally.

 

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