Democrats to Vote on November 5

by LukeAmerica2020

An emergency session of the General Assembly has adopted the following emergency regulations to ease the load on local electoral precincts and ensure a fair electoral process.

All Democratic party supporters and independent voters supporting Democratic candidates shall vote on November 5th. All Republican party supporters and independent voters supporting Republican candidates shall continue to vote on November 4th as prescribed by law. Furthermore, November 6th has been reserved for voting by androgenous vegan passivists, neo-nazi skinheads, and the 30 million undocumented immigrants.

We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but felt this was the only way to ensure fairness to the complete electoral process.

Sound believable? Sound funny? Well … a flyer with a message similar to this has been circulating in Virginia for a few days. Although the message was obviously distributed for humorous purposes, the Virginia General Assembly passed a law in 2007 making it a Class 1 misdemeanor to knowingly communicate false information to registered voters about the date, time and place of the election or voters’ precincts, polling places, or voter registration statuses in order to impede their voting. That’s right; the phony Virginia Board of Elections flyer falls under the legal heading of voter suppression and it may, in fact, violate federal voting laws.

 
Additionally …
There is an email circulating that states the following. This may seem funny. But, again, this is voter suppression and it may, in fact, violate federal voting laws.

“New Election Day procedures

Historically, Election Day in the U.S. is always the first Tuesday, following the first Monday, of November. That date would be Tuesday, November 4 in the year 2008. But with the voter turnout expected to be historically high, given the nature of this Presidential election, apparently there is a change taking place in this year’s procedure.

Voting will take place over two days instead of just one. Everyone that appears at the polls Tuesday, November 4, 2008, will only be allowed to vote for Republican Party candidates. If you want to vote for a Democratic Party candidate, or a split party ticket, you are to appear at the polls on Wednesday, November 5, 2008. This is to eliminate long lines and delays in voting.

For some reason this procedural change has not been covered very well so far by the media. But I’m sure it will get more coverage as we get closer to Election Day(s). So that all of our votes can count, please pass this along to everyone that you think may want to vote for any Democratic Party candidates, including Barack Obama.

See you at the polls!”

 
Related References …

    PilotOnline.com

    ThinkProgress.org

    TPM Muckraker

    MySinchew.com

    Randi Forums: Discussion & Poll

 

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