All Democratic party supporters and independent voters supporting Democratic candidates shall vote on November 5th. All Republican party supporters and independent voters supporting Republican candidates shall continue to vote on November 4th as prescribed by law. Furthermore, November 6th has been reserved for voting by androgenous vegan passivists, neo-nazi skinheads, and the 30 million undocumented immigrants.
We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but felt this was the only way to ensure fairness to the complete electoral process.
Sound believable? Sound funny? Well … a flyer with a message similar to this has been circulating in Virginia for a few days. Although the message was obviously distributed for humorous purposes, the Virginia General Assembly passed a law in 2007 making it a Class 1 misdemeanor to knowingly communicate false information to registered voters about the date, time and place of the election or voters’ precincts, polling places, or voter registration statuses in order to impede their voting. That’s right; the phony Virginia Board of Elections flyer falls under the legal heading of voter suppression and it may, in fact, violate federal voting laws.
There is an email circulating that states the following. This may seem funny. But, again, this is voter suppression and it may, in fact, violate federal voting laws.
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