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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on some old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that most of the people waiting got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.