Joke: Fun in Retirement


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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a “Hillary in ‘08? bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.

It’s important at our age.

2 Responses to Joke: Fun in Retirement

  1. travis says:

    HaHA this is toooo funny!

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