Joke: Letters of Recommendation


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Do you have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? Here are a few suggested phrases:

* For the chronically absent:
      “A man like him is hard to find.”
      “It seemed her career was just taking off.”

* For the office drunk:
      “I feel his real talent is wasted here.”
      “We generally found him loaded with work to do.”

* For an employee with no ambition:
      “He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in.”

* For a stupid employee:
      “There is nothing you can teach a man like him.”

* For a dishonest employee:
      “His true ability was deceiving.”
      “She’s an unbelieveable worker.”

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